Hey blog world. Sorry I haven’t been on here in a while. I know how much you guys have been patiently waiting for my next post, but you can finally breathe easy once more seeing as IT’S HERE! You’re welcome.
So for the thousands of you that don’t know me personally, you don’t know that my pal Norbert is at the shop getting all fixed up, and while he’s there I have to drive my brothers’ car (it has no name yet) which is probably the crappiest car ever. Oh waht’s that? You want to hear how Norbert got broken down and annihilated, well not annihilated, because he is fixable, but damaged (Do, do you have a first aid kit handy?), that was all because of my pal Alyssa (I would do a link to her blog, but that’s exceeds my word press knowledge, but she is the ONLY person in my blog roll).
You see, what had happened was we decided to go see that 3d Glee movies, because we are both Gleeks and who wouldn’t want to see that movie, but there was dilemma. The movie only ran two weeks, and we were going to go the last day it played everywhere, and seeing as we both had things to do during the day, we decided it would be best to go at night. 10:15 to be exact. Oh, also, the theatre was like an hour away, did I mention how badly we wanted to see this movie? So I leave at 9 to go to this lady’s house, and imma let you know that getting to her house is an adventure all on its own, but regardless after a bunch of text slash call directions I get there. This is about at 9:45, so when she gets in the car to tell me it’s like 35 minutes from her house I was about to die. I was not going to miss any part of this movie.
I speed down the highway almost killing us about 3 times, and there may have been a fight about to commence between a couple of cars, but I think they were just friends. Anyway, we drive all the way out to SUGARLAND, and get turned around by this invisible movie theater, which isn’t really invisible, it’s just hard to find, then we finally find it after asking some creepy cop. But before we can get there my pal Norbert stalls. and we both are thinking that Jesus didn’t want us to see this movie because it was already 10:20 ish, but I wasn’t gonna let anyone get in the way of me seeing this movie, so I’m like “Please Jesus, let me just see the epicness that is this movie.” So Albert pushes his little 14 year old self, and we get there after stalling out about 4 more times, once at a stop sign mid way turn, but we park and run into to get our tickets, and make it as the opening credits roll and the first song “Don’t Stop Believing” is going. I was happy.
The movie was pretty awesome, not gonna lie, the cricket chirping along throughout all of it, pretty annoying. Rachel was by far the best, but I could be biased because she is going to be my wife one day. Anyway, we leave the theater singing our own rendition of “Valerie”, then get back in Albert praying he has rested enough to be able to get us home, and when he reverses, I thought we were home free, but then he didn’t feel like driving, he just stalled out instead. We laughed at first, but after walking to Kroger and back to get Anti freeze (I thought it was because he didn’t have enough coolant), and that still not working, it got a bit annoying. Thankfully, Alyssa’s parents were able to come get us, and then she was able to take me home. But then when I got home, the fridge decided to break, and that’s when I decided to go ahead and go to bed before the world around me decided to break.
Well a couple days later school started, and I have to drive a freaking jeep that gets 14 miles per gallon, which I had to fill up because my padre believes it is me that is using the gas, and I felt like replying with a good old “Don’t make me snap my fingers”, but decided against it since he was paying for the car repairs, and just agreed, but agreed with attitude.